Welcome & Orientation

The foundational regulatory instrument of the Bureau of Canine Affairs. Establishing the Bureau's existence, authority, jurisdiction, and mandate. The Bureau notes that it established itself. The Bureau notes that someone had to.

Bureau Directive 14-C establishes formal procedures for public correspondence. All correspondence is monitored, archived, and reviewed for trend analysis, morale assessment, and general amusement. The Bureau notes that the last purpose is listed third for reasons of institutional propriety rather than order of frequency.

The Bureau of Canine Affairs welcomes new Citizens. What the Bureau is, why it exists, how the archive is organised, and where to begin. The Bureau notes it has been waiting.

The Bureau of Canine Affairs welcomes Citizens to the Chicken Incident archive. This is an orientation document. The chicken is already gone. These steps will not recover it.